*runs up to you panting with doo doo stains on my lips*
"let me eat yo ass ma"DELETE
The best thing I have ever seen. Ever
flutes be left slidin like
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tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’