tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.
step one: lift up shirt
2) look dwon
holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
red heads would in fact be satanic
Why aren’t we thinking about this the other way round. If your hair looked like your eyes that’d be neato
*brown eyed people sighs deeply again*
Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.
me: babe grab my boob
bf: (grabs boob) (bone titty breaks)
me: see you in court asshole